A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical. “Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?” he asks. “That depends,” says the doctor. “Do you smoke?” “No.” “Do you drink?” ”No.” “Do you fool around with loose women?”“Of course not.” ”Well, then,” says the doctor. “Why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?”

A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical.
“Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100?” he asks. “That depends,” says the doctor. “Do you smoke?” “No.” “Do you drink?” ”No.” “Do you fool around with loose women?”“Of course not.” ”Well, then,” says the doctor. “Why the hell do you want to live for another 40 years?”

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